If you have missed the gay superbowl last night, that is, in other words, the Oscars, you might have missed a few brief moments of gayness thoughout the night.

First of all, host Ellen DeGeneres delivered probably her best joke of the night, "If there weren't blacks, Jews and gays, there would be no Oscar... or anyone named Oscar."

Then when Melissa Etheridge gave her speech for winning the best original song, she thanked "my wife and our four kids."

That's really about it. But then again, we did have Jodie Foster presenting, Melissa Etheridge singing and Ellen emceeing the entire show, so that wasn't too bad, was it?