Did they really fuck bareback? Did Mr. (Almost) Idol really ask for quarter turns so he could feel every inch of Mr. Starfucker's fuck tunnel? Did it come as close to being rape as it sounds? Or is Mr. Sf playing the victim because Mr. (A)I wouldn't return his calls? And how did Mr. Sf know Mr. (A)I was back online later looking for more action unless he was online doing the same?

Oh, wait...I forgot: I don't give a good goddamn!

The cult of celebrity is a dangerous and fickle thing, as I've shared my thoughts on before. And somehow I don't think that - even after Brokeback Mountain's 8 Oscar nominations - people are looking at Clay and re-imagining him as a latter-day Ennis Del Mar or at "innocent"-country-boy-cum-"dirty"-pornstar John Paulus and re-imagining him as 2006's put upon Jack Twist. No, national enquirers, all they see are a couple of self-hating faggots talking trash, screaming publicly about private sexual "perversions," and rattling around a celebrity closet. Because if those gays are good for anything, it's dirty, sexy, trashy entertainment about how they're all prostitutes, molesters, and rapists! Our straight haters love that stuff!

And, look at us: serving it up to them by the cumload!